Floozy’s guide to getting it on without sweating it off
Picture this: It’s extremely hot, you’re sweating your ass out and all you want to do is stay inside the pool – for three whole months.
But suddenly your libido decides to act up.
Now you’re extremely hot, sweating your ass off… and horny.
Whether you will be staying in the UK or will be going on holiday to somewhere else hot and sunny, this article is for you.
Here are five sex positions that will help you cope this summer and will prevent you from melting all over your partner.
- “THE FAN”
HOW TO DO IT:
Partner #1 needs to rest their arms on a chair or somewhere comfortable that is the same height as their knees. They will be giving their back to Partner #2, who will either rub or penetrate them. It’s a great G-spot stimulation.
WHY IT IS PERFECT FOR THE SUMMER:
This position’s name says it all. It doesn’t require a lot of movement – so, it won’t make you sweat (even more). Your – probably sticky – bodies will barely touch, but they will receive so much pleasure! Win-win.
- “SEX ON THE COUNTER”
HOW TO DO IT:
Partner #1 will lay on a table (for example), and flex their legs 90 degrees as if they were sitting on a chair. Partner #2 will stand up with the other’s ankles on their shoulders.
Then you can either have vaginal, anal, or rubbing sex.
WHY IT IS PERFECT FOR THE SUMMER:
Have you ever tried having sex on a marble counter before? It can either be a form of torture in winter or literal heaven during the summer. It’s also a way of spicing things up by having sex somewhere different than your bed.
- “COWGIRL”
HOW TO DO IT:
This common sex position will give the person on top (Partner #1) a chance to have sex on their own terms by kneeling over Partner #2 gently -or, you know, not that gently 😉 – while placing their hands on the other’s chest.
For more intensity, Partner #1 can incline backward and rest their hands on Partner #2’s lap instead.
WHY IT IS PERFECT FOR THE SUMMER:
It’s simply a very satisfying, easy position that doesn’t require being all cuddly in bed.
- “DOGGY STYLE”
HOW TO DO IT:
This one, along with the missionary, is probably the most commonly known sex position to exist. And although it’s pretty self-explanatory, this is how it’s done:
Partner #1 will be on all fours while Partner #2 stands behind them doing the job. For intensified pleasure on both sides, Partner #1 can keep their legs closed instead!
WHY IT IS PERFECT FOR THE SUMMER:
This position is so versatile that you can just keep doing it all year long! – You might get tired tho.
The reason why it’s so good when it’s hot is that for lazy people (my people) it means little movement, big satisfaction, and zero sweat.
- SHOWER SEX – “SHOWER HEAD“
Well, this one was obvious!
There are multiple positions to have sex in the shower, but my all-time favorite will always be oral shower sex!
WHY IT IS PERFECT FOR THE SUMMER:
I really don’t think I need to explain why, just make sure you don’t shower with boiling water – I know some people do, even during the summer!
And if these five positions are not enough to prevent you from overheating while trying to have sex this summer, here’s a tip:
PLAY WITH ICE!
You can either add it to whichever sexual act you’re doing or you can just focus on the ice and use it in any of the 7 erogenous zones that Monica and Rachel told Chandler in Friends (who says TV doesn’t teach you anything?).
Lips, ears, neck, breast, butt, inner thighs, and vagina.
Just remember to be safe so you don’t get an ice burn.
It will make your whole body bristle and, if done well, you will have one of the best orgasms of your life.
