Not everyone can make it as a rapper
Soundcloud rappers and sporty dudes are undeniably a red flag on their own. You would know if you got with one or the other.
However, one Floozy managed to encounter a fusion of both in the wild. And, of course, gave us all the details about it:
“I hooked up with a GB athlete in his car and he struggled to get it in for a while…
“Anyway, after some effort we finished and it wasn’t that bad. Yet.”
Do you ever dream of the good old days where men would read you heart-wrenching poetry? If you answered yes, this should make it stop:
“He proceeded to play a rap beat instrumental on his car speakers and rap to me from his iPhone notes.
NGL, if you have to explain why something is funny, chances are – it really isn’t:
“It was a diss track about his friends. He kept pausing it in order to explain to me why it was funny. Never again.”
Edited by Mmesoma Muogilim and Yoan Shterev