My One Night Stand Shat Himself

My One Night Stand Shat Himself

Oh no, you read that right. My one night stand did indeed shat himself. And the best part? The idiot left it there and ran away. It was a Friday night of October. I’m kidding, it was a normal Tuesday in March when me and my mates were simply bored. And what...
“Tootie”

“Tootie”

It was Saturday at 3 am and I was trying a strap-on with my girlfriend. I was bent over in the doggy position waiting for her to put it in on my bed while she was putting it on. I felt a bit of a rumble but brushed it off because I thought it was nerves from trying...